The Crooked Truth

In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The
farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how
much a ride would cost.

"Ten dollars for three minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a
deal. If you and your wife ride for three minutes without uttering
a sound, the ride will be free, but if you make a sound, you'll
have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After
they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate
you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost
screamed when my wife fell out."
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