The Crooked Truth

Deck the halls with Buddy Holly
Correct Lyrics: Deck the halls with boughs of holly

We three kings of porridge and tar
Correct Lyrics: We three kings of Orient are

Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream
by the fire
Correct Lyrics: Later on we’ll conspire,
as we dream by the fire


On the first day of Christmas my tulip
gave to me
Correct Lyrics: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

He’s making a list, chicken and rice
Correct Lyrics: He’s making a list,
and checking it twice


Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Correct Lyrics: Frosty the Snowman,
is a fairy tale they say


In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown
Correct Lyrics: In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is Parson Brown

O come, froggy faithful
Correct Lyrics: Oh come all, ye faithful

Olive, the other reindeer
Correct Lyrics: All of the other reindeer

Sleep in heavenly peas
Correct Lyrics: Sleep in heavenly peace

You’ll go down in Listerine
Correct Lyrics: You’ll go down in history

Here we come a waffling
Correct Lyrics: Here we come a-wassailing

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse,
soap and hay
Correct Lyrics: Oh, what fun it is to ride in a
one-horse open sleigh


Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Correct Lyrics: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Hi ho, the missing toe, hung where
you can see
Correct Lyrics: Ho, ho, the mistletoe, hung
where you can see


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